Well, let’s have a little fun with the alphabet before what
is certain to be a crazy election day tomorrow.
A: Autocrat (Trump demands personal loyalty and is
totally uninterested in the institutions of democracy); Adulterer (he cheated
on all three wives)
B: Bully (third-grade name-calling, threats of
violence); Braggart (the great Dizzy Dean once said if it’s true, it ain’t
bragging; Trump even bragged about his beautiful beach bod, which most people
would probably mistake for a beached whale; he’s probably thinking of those Photoshopped
trading cards he’s hawking to gullible groupies)
C: Corrupt (the man has never seen a law or rule he
thinks applies to him); Chaotic (he doesn’t have policies; he has prejudices);
Criminal (34 felony convictions with, hopefully, many more to come)
D: Demagogue (Trump exploits the fears and prejudices
of his followers); Dementia (he’s showing signs of mental deterioration: can’t
finish a sentence, stay on topic, or answer simple questions); Dangerous (take
it from members of his first administration)
E: Ego (Trump has the largest but most fragile ego on
earth); Evil (what else do you call a serial adulterer, a sexual predator, a
fraud, a tax cheat, an insurrectionist, and a compulsive liar); Election
Stealer (he attempted it but, thank goodness, didn’t succeed)
F: Fascist (so labeled by his longest-serving chief
of staff, John Kelly, and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Trump,
Mark Milley); Fraud (found guilty in a court of law, more than once); Fake (he is
a snake oil salesman)
G: Gullible (he believes crazy conspiracy theories
and flattery from dictators); Greedy (bases his self-image on his supposed wealth;
hawks kitschy, overpriced stuff made in China; diverts campaign donations to
pay for his legal bills)
H: Humorless (he doesn’t smile—he smirks; have you ever seen him laugh?); Hateful (like
all demagogues, Trump has to create enemies and focus his hatred on them)
I: Incompetent (his handling of the pandemic is
exhibit A, but his whole presidency was a disaster); Incoherent (have you
listened to him speak?)
J: Juvenile (his name-calling, his diet, his philandering,
his self-centeredness, and his vindictiveness all indicate he never really grew
up); Jailbound (or at least headed for house arrest)
K: Kinky (see Access Hollywood tape); Know-it-all
(doesn’t listen to people who actually are experts); Kowtower (see Putin, Kim
Jong Un, Erdogan, Jinping, etc.)
L: Liar (he simply can’t tell the truth about
anything); Lecher (no explanation needed); Laughable (this man is so
unqualified and unfit to be president, it would be funny if it weren’t so
pathetic)
M: Moronic (not Moroni; see description by his first Secretary
of State, Rex Tillerson); Megalomaniac (definition: suffering from delusional
and infantile feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur)
N: Negative (thinks America is a hellhole, can’t
admit that Biden is presiding over the best economy in the world); Narcissist (what
many observing psychiatrists have diagnosed; interested only in himself)
O: Obscene (his lack of inhibition is getting even
worse); Obtuse (definition: insensitive, stupid, not clear or precise in
thought or expression)
P: Pathetic (he would be pitiable if he were not so dangerous);
Power-hungry (see Megalomaniac above); Petulant (like a little child)
Q: Queasy (the effect he has on half the country);
Quid pro Quo (remember his demand of Ukrainian president Zelenskyy); Quisling
(look it up)
R: Rapist (see E. Jean Carroll verdict); Reprobate
(definition: one who is morally corrupt or depraved)
S: Sexual predator (26 women have accused Trump of
rape, kissing, groping without consent; see Access Hollywood tape for his own
confession/bragging about it); Superficial (he has no interest in the difficult
work of devising good policy); Slothful (spent more time on the golf course
than reading briefings)
T: Threat (what dozens of members of his previous
administration consider him); Troubled (this man needs therapy)
U: Unqualified (see all of the above and below);
Unfit (ditto); Ubiquitous (he can’t stand to not be the center of attention)
V: Venal (definition: capable of being bought); Vacuous
(marked by a lack of intelligence)
W: Worst (as in the worst president in the history of
America); Weird (yup, thanks Tim)
X: Xenophobe (Trump hates foreigners, at least those with
brown or black skins); X-Rated (listen to any of his recent rallies)
Y: Yuck or Yech or Yuk (yeah, I’m really tired of this man); Yellow (see draft deferment for Private Bone Spurs)
Z: Zealot (definition: a fanatic partisan); Zombie
(can’t this dude’s political career just die?)
